


I don't know who came up with the phrase "stop and smell the roses," but I think they were missing out on something much more interesting. Why smell flowers when you can smell my feet? Trust me, they're much more pungent and unique than any rose out there. Plus, taking a moment to appreciate the aroma coming from my shoes is a great way to break up the monotony of the day. So go ahead, stop and smell my feet. You won't regret it.