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I found a goldfish and it granted me one wish. So I told the..

Added 2022-07-09 14:30:30 +0000 UTC

I found a goldfish and it granted me one wish. So I told the goldfish: "I want to be able to urinate vodka". So the goldfish grants my wish, and I quickly go back to my house to see if it's true. I asked @thaunattainable to get me a glass!", and so she does. I P in the glass and drink it, it was actual vodka. So I tell @thaunattainable what happened, and she tells me: "Pour me a cup so I can try!". I looked at her and smiled "No, you'll drink from the bottle!" Creators have you or someone you know had a goldfish request? Send them to me and they can be members of the goldfish club and get a new goldfish story. @thaunattainable and @zinklyn are my charter members.