

This GOLDFISH joke brought you in honor of my new friend and fellow creator @zinklyn don't ask why she gets a GOLDFISH joke. She earned it. A family of three catches a goldfish The fish tells them that if they let it go, he will grant each one a wish. The mom and dad decide to let their kid go first with the wish. Kid: "I want a hedgehog" Father: "A MOTHERFUCKING hedgehog?" Mother: "GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OF ME!" And the fish was free (read again if you didn't get it)