

I found out my dear friend @maihero has been stuck with airport delays all night so in her honor....here are my best airport pick up lines. Wanna see how long my layover is? Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart. I don’t need the captain to remind me about the upright position. Are you sure you’re supposed to be in coach? Because you have a first-class SEAT. If you want some layover with me, I promise I won’t complain about it