I remember reading somewhere that you should masturbate befo..
Added 2022-01-25 11:02:11 +0000 UTCI remember reading somewhere that you should masturbate before a big decision in order to think more clearly, and I figured "what the hell, why not try it". So..yesterday I decided to try it. I wasn't really in the mood, but along the way, "the engine started revving" so to speak. I was getting closer and closer to the finish-line when all of a sudden, I was interrupted; "WHAT THE HELL!" "WHO THE HELL STARTS MASTURBATING AT A CAR-DEALERSHIP"
