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This doesn't count as a post I just found out my dress is transparent so here's a freebie for those who aren't subscribed

I can wear this out.... right?

I'm still batting for both teams.... or more like, I like taking beatings from both teams

You're not an ally if you don't do buttstuff (jk. I just like buttstuff)

Too bad, y'all are getting it anyway: my penis

Toesies

Here's some really weird pics I got

I'm going to be trying on old swimsuits on Monday. But for now, enjoy this video of me testing out my new phone attachment. I have a longer video available for purchase but it's just as awkward as this one

Call me mommy? Or ma'am?

I was at a friend's house for a party and noticed my soles were nearly black. Then I walked around the zoo for an entire day and my soles were like this. How much dirt is now in my birkenstocks?

Unforeseen circumstance when flying with Canada air: I needed a seat belt extender and it left bruises on both of my thighs for two weeks because the seat dug in so hard

My friend got a special strap attachment just for me 🤭

What a view eh?

I swear I'll get to messages soon. I am so damn tired

It's always so fun to go on vacation with people who encourage your deviance

Do you like the view?

My plane got cancelled 3 times and rescheduled 4 times before I transferred to a different airline. Took a nap, had a threesome, back to the airport

I have such a cute butt

Hallo! I keep forgetting that I have three jobs!

I am SO behind on everything and I'm sorry to everyone - half my family got covid and I'm having some lymphatic issues so I'm currently trying to not die

I hate doing foot care. I keep telling myself I'll find someone to do my feet for me and I always forget until I am once again painting my nails. I wish I could just have an on-call pedicurist

My first actual proper miniskirt, I still can't believe it

Would you like to see a video similar to the wet t-shirt video but with a dress or something?

Here's the first half of my wet t-shirt video. I dunno how I feel about it

I think I'm gonna upload part of a wet t-shirt video I took

Nice little toe stretch

I finally have the energy for good long walks and jogs in the forest. Why I took this video on a typically-popular hiking path is beyond me

I can't think of a caption. My sleep schedule is terrible.

I quite love this swimsuit. So flattering.

Another undressing video. You can see how many layers I tend to wear here lol