Question: does a hand job from a deaf person count as oral?
Question: does a hand job from a deaf person count as oral?
2022-07-27 09:46:46 +0000 UTC View Post
kevid19 posts
They say " if you can't do the time...don't do the crime. " ..
They say " if you can't do the time...don't do the crime. " Why not change the saying to DONT DO THE CRIME.
2022-07-26 22:55:15 +0000 UTC View PostMy client discovered that you don't need to lock your car in..
My client discovered that you don't need to lock your car in Atlanta. It just won't be there when you go to use it again.
2022-07-26 19:05:27 +0000 UTC View Postconsidering how many people die unexpectedly each day, the v..
considering how many people die unexpectedly each day, the vast majority of last words are probably pretty dull. (I need to step up my postings just in case)
2022-07-26 06:31:31 +0000 UTC View PostThey say the average erect Gorilla penis is 3.5 cm long. I w..
They say the average erect Gorilla penis is 3.5 cm long. I was just thinking...maybe we should spend money feeding starving children before we spend money researching gorilla cock.
2022-07-26 00:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostI want to be the KING so please go vote for me and @valhalla..
I want to be the KING so please go vote for me and @valhallaleighh_free and we will return the favor thanks so much. https://onlyfans.com/368326545/swinter_promos
2022-07-25 19:43:15 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe in order to understand mankind, we must look at the wo..
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we must look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words, "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
2022-07-25 07:04:13 +0000 UTC View PostI wonder who is more pissed off; me for walking through that..
I wonder who is more pissed off; me for walking through that spider Web or the spider who's work I just destroyed?
2022-07-24 21:44:36 +0000 UTC View PostHi daddy, I'm a half Spanish/Dutch girl🇪🇸🇳🇱Ready to make you..
Hi daddy, I'm a half Spanish/Dutch girl🇪🇸🇳🇱Ready to make your fantasies come true and give you pleasure like no one ever did 🥵🥵😈 I speak 4 languages 🥰@bridanirtam Full naked 👙🚫👙 Customized videos/photos xxx 😁😁 Fantasies ✊✊✊ Fetiches 🔥🔥 Striptease 💃😈😈 Virtual girlfirend 👩❤️👨👩❤️👨💍 *Dick rate 🍆🍆🍆😍😍😍 Couple content on page at (verified couple) @hotcouplenirtam
2022-07-24 18:55:26 +0000 UTC View PostThere are 1440 minutes in a day. That's 1440 chances to make..
There are 1440 minutes in a day. That's 1440 chances to make someone smile. Take advantage of it.
2022-07-24 08:33:56 +0000 UTC View PostI just checked my account balance. It's $115k God is Good. ..
I just checked my account balance. It's $115k God is Good. The k is silent unfortunately 😉
2022-07-23 23:48:22 +0000 UTC View PostFor the record I start every phone call with "Hey, my phone ..
For the record I start every phone call with "Hey, my phone is about to die...". That way I can hang up any time.
2022-07-23 22:16:22 +0000 UTC View PostIf I bump into somebody while walking, I'll apologize. If I ..
If I bump into somebody while walking, I'll apologize. If I bump into a piece of furniture, I'll get unreasonably angry and curse at it. I need to work on that.
2022-07-23 09:11:13 +0000 UTC View PostEver since it’s been brought to my attention that you can sa..
Ever since it’s been brought to my attention that you can say Covid 19 to the tune of, Come on Eileen, I’ve been unable to read it any other way....quarantine can be fun.
2022-07-22 20:25:07 +0000 UTC View PostBrain: I can see you’re trying to sleep; can I offer a selec..
Brain: I can see you’re trying to sleep; can I offer a selection of your worst memories?
2022-07-22 07:40:34 +0000 UTC View Post@kylamariebaby69 is my newest friend. Do you want to be her ..
@kylamariebaby69 is my newest friend. Do you want to be her friend too? Go visit her. Want to be a featured friend? Ask me how.
2022-07-21 16:51:21 +0000 UTC View PostIt may appear like I do nothing for the majority of the day,..
It may appear like I do nothing for the majority of the day, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.
2022-07-21 10:17:34 +0000 UTC View Post@evelynwow is one of my favorite creators and apparently she..
@evelynwow is one of my favorite creators and apparently she has other fans that feel the same way. One of them has graciously donated her a playing card in the FEWPERVS card deck. Now she needs your help picking which photo to use. Vote above and help her out. . . . While your at it go follow her. @promote-a-hoe and I have 9 cards left. Act fast. Fans want to donate a card...LMK.
2022-07-21 02:56:34 +0000 UTC View PostTune in tonight at 9pm est for A few Pervs and a Microphone...
Tune in tonight at 9pm est for A few Pervs and a Microphone. Should be a great time. @promote-a-hoe @murdabby and myself will be talking 1. Exxxotica 2. Playing Cards 3. Private planes 4. OF Bots 5. How to retain good fans And much much more We also are awarding a Perfered Creator Award tonight so don't miss out. Kev
2022-07-20 19:47:20 +0000 UTC View PostIMHO lazy people say they are busy more than truly busy peo..
IMHO lazy people say they are busy more than truly busy people.
2022-07-20 07:35:00 +0000 UTC View PostMy mom used to warn me about "girls from the wrong side of t..
My mom used to warn me about "girls from the wrong side of the tracks" I'm not sure she was thinking about @peekatmine_free or @peekatmine but I can't stop thinking of anything else after seeing this photo. Go check her out. I think she's great and you....on some level ... because you are here... value my opinion.
2022-07-19 18:20:59 +0000 UTC View PostIn a meeting with my client today he was trying to illistrat..
In a meeting with my client today he was trying to illistrate the severity of an issue when he mixed up "that's a tough nut to crack" and "that will be a tough pill to swallow" and said "that will be a tough nut to swallow". I had to get up and walk out. I haven't stopped laughing.
2022-07-19 15:43:39 +0000 UTC View Postsomedays I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough
somedays I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough
2022-07-19 07:07:56 +0000 UTC View PostI send out a morning SNAP to several creators and inevitably..
I send out a morning SNAP to several creators and inevitably someone comments on how early I get up chasing the money. Let's be clear. I'm not after the MONEY. I embrace the FREEDOM that having money affords me. Two different goals. *and if you need on that morning snap...LMK
2022-07-19 00:04:44 +0000 UTC View PostPutting yourself first is not always selfish. 9 times out of..
Putting yourself first is not always selfish. 9 times out of 10 it's a necessity.
2022-07-18 18:49:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe guy ahead of me this morning bought 10 dollars worth of ..
The guy ahead of me this morning bought 10 dollars worth of gas on pump 3. Where was he going, to pump 4?
2022-07-18 08:34:21 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend @theautonomousamputee2 runs a great page. Lots of ..
My friend @theautonomousamputee2 runs a great page. Lots of fan interaction and is waiting on you. Also she's in a contest and could use your vote. Best ass contest. Please vote for her. Shes happy to do v4ss, v4v and v4l. Just send her the vote number for reward. 🥰 https://onlyfans.com/362926651/masterpromoandcontest
2022-07-17 12:33:43 +0000 UTC View PostDon't judge me. If you're reading this, then you have nothin..
Don't judge me. If you're reading this, then you have nothing better to do on a Sunday morning either.
2022-07-17 08:09:34 +0000 UTC View PostI can confidently say I'm 250 pounds of solid sexy. Plus 80-..
I can confidently say I'm 250 pounds of solid sexy. Plus 80-90 of squishy stuff.
2022-07-17 00:10:39 +0000 UTC View Post
