Whenever someone else says the blessing at lunch I quietly p..
Whenever someone else says the blessing at lunch I quietly pray in my head in case God doesn't listen to them.
2022-06-05 17:03:44 +0000 UTC View Post
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When a man stops another man from hooking up we call it a co..
When a man stops another man from hooking up we call it a cock block. What is it called when a woman stops another woman? Beaver Damning?
2022-06-05 13:09:05 +0000 UTC View PostA gal I know told me she was a "snack" Please... everyone ..
A gal I know told me she was a "snack" Please... everyone I know has had a bite... you are just a free sample.
2022-06-05 12:14:05 +0000 UTC View PostI met a beautiful lady today at Starbucks. We got to talking..
I met a beautiful lady today at Starbucks. We got to talking and she said come back to my place I'm filthy behind closed doors. 🤮 she wasn't lying. I've never been in a dirtier house. 🤣 Stay Fresh Cheesebags
2022-06-05 01:24:05 +0000 UTC View PostEvery woman likes being with a BIG man until he cheats. You ..
Every woman likes being with a BIG man until he cheats. You didn't know fat men could cheat? We put the EAT in chEAT. Stay Fresh Cheesebags
2022-06-04 20:04:06 +0000 UTC View PostThings you can say about vacation but NOT about your girlfri..
Things you can say about vacation but NOT about your girlfriend/boyfriend (or maybe you can) .... I'll go 1st Wow...next time I'm bringing all my friends. Best answer(as chosen by me) by 8pm est wins $3.14 Stay Fresh Cheesebags!
2022-06-04 16:49:05 +0000 UTC View PostWas in the store getting groceries this morning and found ..
Was in the store getting groceries this morning and found a product "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags" I've decided that is my new sign-off. So I'm out for the weekend. Have fun. Be sexy and Stay Fresh - cheesebags. 🤣🤣
2022-06-04 12:42:09 +0000 UTC View PostGentlemen when your relationship fails don t blame your lady..
Gentlemen when your relationship fails don t blame your lady... IT TAKES TWO. Blame her mama too.
2022-06-04 02:12:09 +0000 UTC View PostPSA - don't put your drama in a post and then tell us to min..
PSA - don't put your drama in a post and then tell us to mind our own business. Damnit we are on season 3 episode 4 of your Bullshit and we aren't going anywhere.
2022-06-03 22:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostI love women. I just have to spend time with all of the them..
I love women. I just have to spend time with all of the them and thats why I can't keep a steady GF. Maybe I'm really Hoevid19 aka whoronavirus
2022-06-03 19:53:17 +0000 UTC View PostKeep this in mind my friends. Without ME, your lives are jus..
Keep this in mind my friends. Without ME, your lives are just AWESO
2022-06-03 07:04:12 +0000 UTC View PostIM VERY NAUGHTY 🔞 TOP 1.9 % OF ALL CREATORS WARNING Nude CO..
IM VERY NAUGHTY 🔞 TOP 1.9 % OF ALL CREATORS WARNING Nude CONTENT ⏩ Scottish Girl Scotland 😉💦 Welcome my onlyfans page 💜 stop by and say Hi ! Would love to hear from you iam a Scottish Secretary who loves to show off 😉 full Nudes🔥 , FETISH ....🔥 Please be kind and send a Tip 💜 I'm here to have some Fun and show what I've got .😉 Morgan Xxx
2022-06-03 00:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone has been asking me how I was introduced to my new f..
Everyone has been asking me how I was introduced to my new friend @darlingnikki5 well 🎵 " I m€t her in a hotel lobby masturbating in a magazine" 🎵 go check her out.
2022-06-02 18:03:15 +0000 UTC View PostA few Pervs were down to two last night as @promote-a-hoe to..
A few Pervs were down to two last night as @promote-a-hoe took a much deserved night off. @rando_mike and I tackled how to start a career on OF, how to end one and how to BRAND your business. We also just had a lot of fun with the chat. If you missed the show check out the replay.
2022-06-02 15:02:57 +0000 UTC View Post🎵"Rain is wet and sugar is sweet Clap your hands and stomp y..
🎵"Rain is wet and sugar is sweet Clap your hands and stomp your feet Everybody, everybody knows When love calls, you got to go"🎵 Another Prince classic and again I'm sure he meant my friend @darlingnikki5
2022-06-02 14:04:24 +0000 UTC View Post🎵"You do not understand my quirky ways My crazy logic leaves..
🎵"You do not understand my quirky ways My crazy logic leaves you in a daze You think my neurosis is just a phase Girl, you've got a wonderful ass" 🎵 I think he meant my new friend @darlingnikki5 or @darlingnikki5paid
2022-06-02 10:07:56 +0000 UTC View PostI made a new friend this week - you should check them out. R..
I made a new friend this week - you should check them out. RUN 🏃♂️ don't walk 🚶♂️ ********* Messages for personalized content are open. Solo/couple content Nudes Titties Ass Pictures Videos Toys Fetishes of your choosing Only $5 🚨 Come play I'll be waiting 😈😈😈 XOXO @Fxckinmisfits3
2022-06-01 23:23:30 +0000 UTC View PostFun facts you may not know about big men 5. If the heat goe..
Fun facts you may not know about big men 5. If the heat goes out in the winter...we will survive. However if the AC goes out in the summer we will probably die.
2022-06-01 22:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostFun facts you may not know about big men 4. We tend to thin..
Fun facts you may not know about big men 4. We tend to think serving sizes are BS. I am NOT a family of 4.
2022-06-01 19:02:53 +0000 UTC View PostFun facts you may not know about big men 3. We will eat piz..
Fun facts you may not know about big men 3. We will eat pizza that has been left on the counter for 2 days
2022-06-01 16:02:54 +0000 UTC View PostFun facts you may not know about big men 2. We tend to chec..
Fun facts you may not know about big men 2. We tend to check the weight limits on ladders.
2022-06-01 13:03:13 +0000 UTC View PostFun facts you may not know about big men 1. Roller coasters..
Fun facts you may not know about big men 1. Roller coasters are a thing of the past for us.
2022-06-01 10:04:24 +0000 UTC View PostHey @feetcougar I may be wasted but this condom in my pocket..
Hey @feetcougar I may be wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
2022-06-01 01:01:49 +0000 UTC View PostI just want the confidence of the first prehistoric fish who..
I just want the confidence of the first prehistoric fish who crawled out of the water like screw this I’m gonna change my life.
2022-05-31 17:56:20 +0000 UTC View PostThis morning a lady on my friends list wrote as her Facebook..
This morning a lady on my friends list wrote as her Facebook status "F*CKING PHONE!!!" I'll admit now that asking "Can I watch?" was not really my smartest choice.
2022-05-31 09:06:18 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for the love during dad joke weekend. Here is my fina..
Thanks for the love during dad joke weekend. Here is my final post for the series. I recently came into a bunch of money. I usually use kleenex
2022-05-31 00:03:04 +0000 UTC View PostHusband: The doctor said I can touch myself whenever I want...
Husband: The doctor said I can touch myself whenever I want. Wife: No, he said you could have a stroke at any time.
2022-05-30 21:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy GF caught me jerking off to an optical illusion. I told h..
My GF caught me jerking off to an optical illusion. I told her it’s not what it looks like. Thanks @mrsexydilf
2022-05-30 19:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostI knew I was becoming like my father when I saw the disappoi..
I knew I was becoming like my father when I saw the disappointed look in my mother’s eyes. Thanks @gentlemanlumberjack
2022-05-30 17:11:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.' You'r..
It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.' You're still using fowl language.
2022-05-30 15:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post
