Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. 😊😊 Thanks..
Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. 😊😊 Thanks @freddover
2022-05-26 20:38:41 +0000 UTC View Post
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Did you miss last night's show. Check it out. And remember l..
Did you miss last night's show. Check it out. And remember last night's show was sponsored by @casseycofficial https://onlyfans.com/331819625/promote-a-hoe
2022-05-26 16:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ic..
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
2022-05-26 08:24:32 +0000 UTC View PostMy favorite form of lying to myself is choosing a deodorant ..
My favorite form of lying to myself is choosing a deodorant scent that contains the words 'active' or 'sport' in it's name
2022-05-25 21:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostAsshole is probably the most gender neutral swearword
Asshole is probably the most gender neutral swearword
2022-05-25 18:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post@casseycofficial is a beauty and the 💦💦💦 queen and also this..
@casseycofficial is a beauty and the 💦💦💦 queen and also this week's sponsor of a fewpervs Want to know more tune in tonight at 9pm est broadcast live from the home page of @promote-a-hoe
2022-05-25 10:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post"Men will fuck anything" Says the gender that uses cucumber..
"Men will fuck anything" Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, 100 different types of toys and a water faucet to get off. But hey....you may be right 😉
2022-05-24 21:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostI may not be much to look at....but I can fuck like the gove..
I may not be much to look at....but I can fuck like the government. Ps - go vote today. (If you live in an area with primaries)
2022-05-24 17:35:22 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my ..
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out.
2022-05-24 09:07:29 +0000 UTC View PostBored? Wanna vote for a friend? How about giving me and @mis..
Bored? Wanna vote for a friend? How about giving me and @misskinkysub a vote. We are good to return the favor. https://onlyfans.com/330314811/bubblespopbaby
2022-05-24 00:50:23 +0000 UTC View PostHaving sex with an ex is like taking a shower then putting b..
Having sex with an ex is like taking a shower then putting back on the same dirty underwear
2022-05-24 00:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostA dirty mind makes normal conversations so much more interes..
A dirty mind makes normal conversations so much more interesting
2022-05-23 17:47:57 +0000 UTC View PostAnd stay offline. I'm going back to bed. To much fun this we..
And stay offline. I'm going back to bed. To much fun this weekend.
2022-05-23 10:26:20 +0000 UTC View PostPorn sites should pair with dating sites and match people up..
Porn sites should pair with dating sites and match people up based on thier kinks and search history
2022-05-22 22:08:18 +0000 UTC View Post14 spots are already gone. Reserve your space now and get yo..
14 spots are already gone. Reserve your space now and get your @ seen by 1000 plus people. Full list of available cards on the page of @promote-a-hoe Have questions ? Hit me or @promote-a-hoe or @rando_mike in the dms.
2022-05-22 13:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe average horse weighs 1000 pounds and has a 20" dick. Tha..
The average horse weighs 1000 pounds and has a 20" dick. That's a 50# to 1" ratio. So the average man of say 200# only needs a 4" cock to be hung like a horse.
2022-05-22 10:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my favorite photos from one of my favorite creators. ..
One of my favorite photos from one of my favorite creators. Q @thetiltedhalo go pay her a visit
2022-05-21 18:41:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out? WENDYS.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out? WENDYS.
2022-05-21 14:10:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I say I'm going to "Release the hounds" it sounds so mu..
When I say I'm going to "Release the hounds" it sounds so much more badass than "take the dogs out".
2022-05-21 10:05:33 +0000 UTC View PostMasturbation is great. It wakes you up, puts you to sleep, r..
Masturbation is great. It wakes you up, puts you to sleep, relieves stress, and the only person who judges if you're good at it is yourself.
2022-05-20 23:09:34 +0000 UTC View PostBooty texts are much better than booty calls. You can send s..
Booty texts are much better than booty calls. You can send several out at a time and increase your chances!
2022-05-20 18:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching m..
I'm pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching me suffer, while rolling her eyes and painting her nails.
2022-05-20 15:54:04 +0000 UTC View PostDid you miss this weeks show? Here it is in replay form. Tu..
Did you miss this weeks show? Here it is in replay form. Tune in next week the show has a sponsor @casseycofficial You can also find links to all our shows at afewpervs.com https://onlyfans.com/327791221/rando_mike
2022-05-20 14:03:00 +0000 UTC View PostSexy big boobs french girl 🇫🇷 Bisexual ♀️♂️ Daily content 🔥🔥..
Sexy big boobs french girl 🇫🇷 Bisexual ♀️♂️ Daily content 🔥🔥🔥 My generous breasts will delight you but also💯 my husband's beautiful 🍆 👒 Solo/couple contents 👒 Dick / pussy / body rating 👒 Sexting / live 👒 Custom contents 👒 I always respond to my fans Don't be shy and come ask what you want to see 👀 💋💋💋 @melastarz
2022-05-20 11:45:51 +0000 UTC View PostHappy birthday to @misskinkysub Everyone go show her some lo..
Happy birthday to @misskinkysub Everyone go show her some love. Want a birthday shoutout ? Let me know.
2022-05-20 10:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostVIP @scarlettinthestreets FREE @scarlettinthestreetsxoxo
VIP @scarlettinthestreets FREE @scarlettinthestreetsxoxo
2022-05-20 01:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostMizTatted @miztattedfree is my top tipper of the day and she..
MizTatted @miztattedfree is my top tipper of the day and she send me a boob flash to boot....what a great friend and creator. Go pay her a visit and be HER top tipper and and see what she sends you.
2022-05-19 20:02:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a new friend and @luxism223 wants to give you a peek ..
I have a new friend and @luxism223 wants to give you a peek at her luxury lifestyle. Fancy cars. Expensive shopping trips. Manicures. Fine dining. She sounds like my last two girlfriends but this one is giving away a free 3 day trial so Act now and tell her Kevin sent you.
2022-05-19 15:50:53 +0000 UTC View Post
