When I am 100% (maybe 90%) recovered I'm going on a Vacation..
When I am 100% (maybe 90%) recovered I'm going on a Vacation. Where should I go?
2022-03-14 02:10:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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@dreamybyria Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
@dreamybyria Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
2022-03-14 00:30:12 +0000 UTC View Post@blazedyetdazed For some reason, I was feeling a little off ..
@blazedyetdazed For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
2022-03-13 23:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post@missmischief0121 What’s a smart, attractive man like myself..
@missmischief0121 What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?
2022-03-13 22:30:12 +0000 UTC View Post@thicksexymama69 Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together w..
@thicksexymama69 Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
2022-03-13 21:30:16 +0000 UTC View Post@candydiaz On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 y..
@candydiaz On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.
2022-03-13 20:29:08 +0000 UTC View PostWant a FREE pick up line? 1st 5 creators to comment AND send..
Want a FREE pick up line? 1st 5 creators to comment AND send me a picture will be posted tonight. Don't be shy.
2022-03-13 19:39:20 +0000 UTC View PostExcuse me, @cindymoon7 , can I have the time? I’d check my w..
Excuse me, @cindymoon7 , can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
2022-03-13 15:34:27 +0000 UTC View PostBe the reason someone smiles today....or drinks...or masterb..
Be the reason someone smiles today....or drinks...or masterbates. Whatever works. (Thanks to @wolfpositivity for letting me steal this one)
2022-03-13 13:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe fact that my dogs don't understand Daylight savings time..
The fact that my dogs don't understand Daylight savings time is reason enough for me to not like it
2022-03-13 11:11:34 +0000 UTC View Post@maihero Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound?..
@maihero Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound? Because you'll need that ability to be on top
2022-03-13 02:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post@peachesisastonedfruit Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot ..
@peachesisastonedfruit Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more. Peaches won three rounds in my recent Battle if the fittest. She came in 2nd in rd 8 but won this great pick up line as well as some cash. You could win some too. Ask me how.
2022-03-12 23:06:16 +0000 UTC View Post@gretchengoez Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element..
@gretchengoez Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element. Gretchen is a recent combatant in my battle of the fittest. She fell in round 7 but wins this great pick up line. You could too....ask me how.
2022-03-12 21:04:08 +0000 UTC View PostNew Contest Alert I love Chuck Taylor's and last year I hos..
New Contest Alert I love Chuck Taylor's and last year I hosted a fun Contest featuring Chucks. I'm going to repeat that contest April 1. Send me your best photo featuring you and your chucks and $3 and you can win a custom pair of Chucks. (Like mine) Contest is open to all verified creators. 20 contestants only. If you don't want to join....at least enjoy my latest pair.
2022-03-12 17:12:05 +0000 UTC View PostPRO TIP: women who DONT wear panties ... will NEVER get them..
PRO TIP: women who DONT wear panties ... will NEVER get them in a bunch.
2022-03-12 14:30:13 +0000 UTC View Postis dumbfuck one word or two? wanna get my next post just rig..
is dumbfuck one word or two? wanna get my next post just right
2022-03-12 11:45:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe day is over time to 🍻 and let the shenanigans begin.
The day is over time to 🍻 and let the shenanigans begin.
2022-03-11 23:10:35 +0000 UTC View PostYou are in her DMs....I am in her bed. We aren't the same.
You are in her DMs....I am in her bed. We aren't the same.
2022-03-11 20:02:19 +0000 UTC View Post@theautonomousamputee2 Are you an exam? Because I have been..
@theautonomousamputee2 Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
2022-03-11 17:43:38 +0000 UTC View PostTherapy observation : watching people doing thier PT I thoug..
Therapy observation : watching people doing thier PT I thought....the faces they are making are probably real close to their "o" faces
2022-03-11 11:40:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a twin sister? If not YOU must be the most beaut..
Do you have a twin sister? If not YOU must be the most beautiful woman in the world.
2022-03-11 04:59:07 +0000 UTC View PostFyi. And sorry https://onlyfans.com/287579294/rando_mike
Fyi. And sorry https://onlyfans.com/287579294/rando_mike
2022-03-11 02:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostPeople always ask me why it did not work out between between..
People always ask me why it did not work out between between my ex girlfriend and myself... The truth is she told me her vagina was a secret garden. In fact it was more like a public park which had hosted many parties many festivals and at least 3 homeless people.
2022-03-11 00:53:33 +0000 UTC View PostYOU know who you are and for the record I've been blocked by..
YOU know who you are and for the record I've been blocked by better pages you don't have to tell me that you are leaving I won't even notice. For the rest of you....thank you for your support let me know how I can help you.
2022-03-10 19:26:06 +0000 UTC View PostI knew better. I have no one to blame but myself. I bought a..
I knew better. I have no one to blame but myself. I bought a brand new white shirt and damnit I looked good in it. I made it through coffee. I made it through therapy. I made it through breakfast. But 1 damn piece of chocolate from the candy dish and BAM wasted shirt. Don't tell me it will wash....my history with white says it will be a car rag by Saturday. 😭😭
2022-03-10 16:39:56 +0000 UTC View PostReason 101 dogs are awesome...they can go from dead sleep to..
Reason 101 dogs are awesome...they can go from dead sleep to 10 minutes of licking thier own crotch and back to sleep like nothing happened
2022-03-10 07:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe average American male has sex 3 times a week. The averag..
The average American male has sex 3 times a week. The average Japanese male has sex 3 times a year. I didn't realize I was Japanese
2022-03-10 02:44:58 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone has the power to make someone else happy. Some do i..
Everyone has the power to make someone else happy. Some do it by entering the room, while others do it by leaving.
2022-03-09 10:05:44 +0000 UTC View PostHow bout you not play with my heart and play with my cock in..
How bout you not play with my heart and play with my cock instead...
2022-03-09 02:03:27 +0000 UTC View PostWant a fun live? Want games and prizes? Want to see naked pe..
Want a fun live? Want games and prizes? Want to see naked people? Click on @octopus4 right now and join the fun....who knows I might get naked too
2022-03-09 00:09:57 +0000 UTC View Post
