REMEMBER THE 3 Fs If someone isn't feeding you, financing yo..
REMEMBER THE 3 Fs If someone isn't feeding you, financing you or fucking you, they don't matter.
2022-03-01 21:11:04 +0000 UTC View Post
kevid19 posts
Who wants to make me a deal? I can no longer sit through my ..
Who wants to make me a deal? I can no longer sit through my recovery. I'm going to work through it and need new fans to entertain in the process. I'm going to buy 3 promos. Best deal and biggest reach are important but not nearly as important to me as working with a cool creator / promoter. I bought 1 from my good friend @promote-a-hoe today. Who is next to pitch me a deal? 3. 2. 1. Go
2022-03-01 18:04:07 +0000 UTC View PostAnal bleaching... Because some assholes need to lighten up.
Anal bleaching... Because some assholes need to lighten up.
2022-03-01 15:30:13 +0000 UTC View PostOnly March Madness can bring these low low prices.
Only March Madness can bring these low low prices.
2022-03-01 13:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just snug..
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just snuggle.
2022-03-01 11:09:06 +0000 UTC View PostBeing in hot water isn't so bad if you throw in some bubbles..
Being in hot water isn't so bad if you throw in some bubbles and nice music
2022-03-01 02:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostI don't mean to slut shame...but some of you could be slutti..
I don't mean to slut shame...but some of you could be sluttier.
2022-02-28 23:16:04 +0000 UTC View Post@cindymoon7 Smile if you want to sleep with me.
@cindymoon7 Smile if you want to sleep with me.
2022-02-28 20:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostI don't mean to brag...but my page is enjoyed by well over 4..
I don't mean to brag...but my page is enjoyed by well over 4 people a day. π (world-wide)
2022-02-28 19:59:52 +0000 UTC View Post@marlaadams If making out spreads germs⦠How about you and I..
@marlaadams If making out spreads germs⦠How about you and I start the next pandemic? Another runner up in my battle of the fittest and another pick up line. If you want to try and knock off the champ let me know.
2022-02-28 15:36:34 +0000 UTC View Post
7am is a late start for me....but since I don't plan on havi..
7am is a late start for me....but since I don't plan on having a Carpe diem day...maybe it's kind of early. I should go back to bed.
2022-02-27 12:13:35 +0000 UTC View PostI spent the afternoon on the property where I grew up and wa..
I spent the afternoon on the property where I grew up and watched my neices and nephews play in the woods where I played in my youth. The only thing I could think of was...I hope the they dont find the porn stash I had hidden in those woods in the 8os
2022-02-26 23:28:24 +0000 UTC View PostI will be off line today. Going to celebrate the 1 year birt..
I will be off line today. Going to celebrate the 1 year birthday of my grandson William. He will like the paper better than my gift....but it will be fun. Follow my snap for a picture of him. C u tomorrow
2022-02-26 11:46:52 +0000 UTC View Post@valhallaleighh_free Youβve got a lot of beautiful curves..
@valhallaleighh_free Youβve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.
2022-02-25 17:35:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Friday Funday. So why not throw a special. Pick up line..
It's Friday Funday. So why not throw a special. Pick up lines are normally $3.00. Today you can get one for $1.00. All proceeds go to St Judes. Ready set go.
2022-02-25 14:03:28 +0000 UTC View Post@pizzasoreass You know, I always thought that Disneyland was..
@pizzasoreass You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the βhappiest place on Earth,β but that was before I got a chance to see you topless Another challenger went down swinging...but still earned thier own shout out. Do you want to take on the champ? Ask me how.
2022-02-25 11:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe month is coming to a close and I need to brag on the bea..
The month is coming to a close and I need to brag on the beautiful creators who helped brighten my page this month. Even though OF wouldn't let me keep it as a banner I kept them pinned for all to see. from r to l @delilah_quinn @bakedd_bby_free @cherxxjem77 @naughtyredhead7 @bratty_kat91 @lilsunshine12 If you have a favorite Green outfit...send it in and make the March collage.
2022-02-24 15:11:53 +0000 UTC View PostSo you can't spell MENU without "M" & "U" So you hungry or..
So you can't spell MENU without "M" & "U" So you hungry or what?
2022-02-24 11:02:49 +0000 UTC View Post@cindymoon7 Have you ever looked at someone and thought "I w..
@cindymoon7 Have you ever looked at someone and thought "I will let you do what ever the fuck you want to me"? I'm looking at one now.
2022-02-24 02:30:16 +0000 UTC View PostHow come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're banana..
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
2022-02-24 00:12:22 +0000 UTC View PostOnly 1 day left before this contest moves on to the next rou..
Only 1 day left before this contest moves on to the next round. Go show these great creators some love. https://onlyfans.com/277242024/kevid19
2022-02-23 15:30:21 +0000 UTC View PostWould masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturbl..
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
2022-02-23 05:03:26 +0000 UTC View Post@smittenkitty69 Do you like numbers? No? Me neither, in fact..
@smittenkitty69 Do you like numbers? No? Me neither, in fact, other than 2.22 the only number I care about is yours.
2022-02-23 00:30:15 +0000 UTC View Postβπππ-π½ππ-πΈπ±π± @ctboobelover Wanna come over for some pizza an..
βπππ-π½ππ-πΈπ±π± @ctboobelover Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? Ladies and Gentlemen @ctboobelover is the most recent runner up in my Battle of the fittest. NO ONE WALKS AWAY EMPTY HANDED FROM MY CONTESTS SO HERE IS MY BEST PICK UP LINE JUST FOR HIM. Enjoy buddy. Still room to join ask me how.
2022-02-22 22:42:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do people like dick jokes? Because you canβt spell happi..
Why do people like dick jokes? Because you canβt spell happiness without βha penis.β
2022-02-22 19:37:08 +0000 UTC View PostI am the luckiest man on the planet. In the course of our mo..
I am the luckiest man on the planet. In the course of our morning meeting, I told my physical therapist that I collected pick up lines. A few minutes later when she was having me walk....she suddenly said " I'm not checking you out, I'm analyzing your gait" I may be in love β€οΈ
2022-02-22 12:23:42 +0000 UTC View PostDinosaurs killed 0 people last month. I killed 0 people las..
Dinosaurs killed 0 people last month. I killed 0 people last month. Therefore I am as dangerous as a Dinosaur. Ps - I am out of the hospital and staying with my son & DIL and I am back....I may be doing OF with one hand but it's really the only one I need. π
2022-02-21 22:30:10 +0000 UTC View PostEqual rights for all doesn't mean less rights for you....it'..
Equal rights for all doesn't mean less rights for you....it's NOT pie.
2022-02-21 21:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostCharacters in the LEGO universe must have a high tolerance f..
Characters in the LEGO universe must have a high tolerance for pain given how many Legos they step on daily.
2022-02-21 19:05:50 +0000 UTC View Post
