$4.98 is what I have left in my wallet until it recharges in the morning. That is what you can win The winner is the Best Comment to this: something you can say in bed and at the superbowl. I'LL START *it's always good to come from behind*
2022-02-13 23:08:35 +0000 UTC View Post
*RENT ME FOR VALENTINES DAY* $50 - Friendzone only available for morning or afternoon. No romance 1 hr of hanging out. Just helps to feel less lonely. $80 - innocent romance. 1 hr walking in the park. Hand holding. No photos. $100 - we are almost official. 1 hr evening date includes a meal and hand holding. 1 private kiss and 1 photo for social media. $150 - we are dating. Evening date includes pick up and movie after dinner. Public hand holding public affection. Flowers chocolate and I will change my social media status to "in a relationship" with you for 5 days. $200 - Gold package includes all of the above and sex....but I will need to pay the $200 in installments. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2022-02-13 20:04:45 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on Two Perves @promote-a-hoe will be discussing LIVE EVENTS help her prepare by taking part in her poll. https://onlyfans.com/272762761/promote-a-hoe
2022-02-13 18:39:23 +0000 UTC View Post
1-800-GOT-COCK & 1-800-HOT-ANAL are the same numbers on your phone. Yes I'm bored.
2022-02-13 16:12:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-02-13 10:59:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Sleep becomes more rewarding the older you get. Goodnight my friends
2022-02-13 04:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Blue Moon @bluemoongirl Is a sneaky and sexy career woman here to have some fun so drop by say hi because she loves to chat!. 💋
2022-02-13 00:28:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Given the size of the universe there has to be a penis shaped asteroid out there somewhere.
2022-02-12 22:36:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I teased that this was coming. For those of you interested hit up @mrsbssextrology or @ivy.lake
2022-02-12 15:11:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is hard at work in my feed today. I wanted redheads and now they are everywhere. They are even on my OLD banner even though OF made me take it down the shoutout post is still alive and well. https://onlyfans.com/265482445/kevid19
2022-02-12 03:18:32 +0000 UTC View Post
People make fun of dogs for licking each other's buttholes but let one hottie make a suggestion and that salad will be tossed.
2022-02-12 03:03:54 +0000 UTC View Post
@ivy.lake you may be like Mary Poppins but you don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
2022-02-12 00:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-02-11 19:56:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-02-11 17:16:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-02-11 15:11:23 +0000 UTC View Post
For the best results Men should preheat thier partner the same way a chef preheats an oven.
2022-02-11 10:34:52 +0000 UTC View Post
@EiraMaroonFree I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least borrow the box it came in for a few hours tonight? Hey! You ... quit staring at her ass and go like her page she's trying to reach a goal of 25k. She return the favor or if you are a fan like everything and get a spicy 11 min video.
2022-02-10 23:16:41 +0000 UTC View Post
What are you doing at 9:00pm est tonight? Join @promote-a-hoe and myself for the weekly edition of 2 Perves with a Microphone 🎤 @rando_mike will be taking the night off but will be hanging out in the chat. Topics tonight will be fun and informative. I'll tell you why a post of mine was removed by TOS and make sure you don't have the same issue.
2022-02-10 14:55:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Bob Belcher may not be in the best shape, and he may not get all the new fads but no matter what life throws at him he's always going to do what's best for his family. He works hard. He respects his partner he is open to all people and all lifestyles. Bob is my hero. Bob reminds me of so many OF creators that are just out here hustling to take care of thier family while supporting others. So go be your best BOB today.
2022-02-10 10:31:43 +0000 UTC View Post
So i have a couple of days left in a marathon 7 day competition and I have fallen behind. Im losing to a good dude @hoseabantu1 who spreads positive vibes and so there is NO SHAME in losing to him or any of the other creators....but I will do this last post to request a few votes to make it competitive. If you have already voted...thanks. if not what are you waiting for? I'm option 9 https://onlyfans.com/267753919/clueless890
2022-02-10 03:18:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Contest Update There was a winner from this mornings quick contest. The winner will receive her 1st class round trip ticket to Atlanta for February 14th , Rose's, an afternoon at the Porsche driving experience (it's romantic to me) dinner at Apron and a night at the Kimpton Overland. Will there be content? Yes! Will it be XXX ...tune in to find out.
2022-02-10 02:09:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Went to a steak house for dinner tonight and the waitress asked how I wanted my steak. I said, "just like I want my sex." She said, "we don't make them that rare." 🥁
2022-02-10 01:05:07 +0000 UTC View Post
@yournewstepmomxfree I know you are a Harry Potter Fan and I promise you one night with me and they'll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.
2022-02-09 19:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-02-09 15:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-02-09 09:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post
@ivy.lake and @mrsbssextrology have started a new group and want some new friends. They are calling themselves the WITCHY WOMEN if you have intrests in Astrology Sextology Tarrot or those things hook up with these spiritual ladies.
2022-02-09 02:55:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-02-09 01:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
@raebbit All I want in life is a woman with sexy underwear and a dirty mind.
2022-02-08 23:31:24 +0000 UTC View Post
