im just a nerd sitting here trying to find a sexy way to tell you about how stories of witches riding broomsticks come from rumors that they masterbated with broom ends dipped in a paste made from psychedelic flowers that gave them the sensation of flying 💁♀️
2021-11-01 00:08:57 +0000 UTC View Post
forgot my broom, can I ride you instead?
2021-10-31 18:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post
"squid game this squid game that" when you going to show me that dick game though?
2021-10-30 21:42:24 +0000 UTC View Post
the girl next door if the girl next door could cum on demand
2021-10-30 01:51:39 +0000 UTC View Post
dressed up as your new girlfriend for halloween
2021-10-28 23:57:04 +0000 UTC View Post
worst halloween sex pun gets a prize 👇
2021-10-28 04:50:30 +0000 UTC View Post
im workshopping a jack- off -o lantern joke, should be on your desk by monday at 9am
2021-10-27 01:02:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like something about this photo really screams "I got straight A's in high school"
2021-10-25 22:57:45 +0000 UTC View Post
worked my vibrator so hard today that its about to unionize
2021-10-25 01:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post
tbh ass men are gods chosen people
2021-10-24 17:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
am now offering a cash reward for leads on a man who can put up with a girl that needs to cum 4x a day
2021-10-24 01:32:17 +0000 UTC View Post
theres something hysterical about walking around the grocery store where nobody knows I get horny online 😂
2021-10-23 20:22:58 +0000 UTC View Post
who can I email to issue a formal complaint that I havent had my pussy eaten today?
2021-10-23 02:11:32 +0000 UTC View Post
girls be like "I'm shy" then try to fuck you in your office bathroom I'm girls
2021-10-22 06:57:54 +0000 UTC View Post
jennifer's body was my sexual awakening 😳 can you relate?
2021-10-21 01:38:06 +0000 UTC View Post
if you know what my costume is I like you 10% more
2021-10-20 01:49:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Victoria’s Secret Models, we are coming for you 😇 https://onlyfans.com/spencernicks
2021-10-14 22:32:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn, we so dangerous. https://onlyfans.com/spencernicks
2021-10-14 20:06:34 +0000 UTC View Post
you know what season it is... so do you like tricks or treats?!
2021-10-14 02:18:30 +0000 UTC View Post
late nights make for great stories 💦
2021-10-13 03:22:25 +0000 UTC View PostGET EXCITED MY LOVE! The short film YOU helped us fund (Palm Swings) comes out on my YouTube channel this weekend! 10/15/21 YouTube.com/BREEessrig! Join us for the livestream Q&A leading up to the release on my Instagram 10/14/21 at 7pm PST! 🥰
2021-10-11 19:28:05 +0000 UTC View Post
🧚 Trust a fairy and she will never betray you... or am I a sprite?😈
2021-10-05 16:18:11 +0000 UTC View Post
just being a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.
2021-10-04 04:27:18 +0000 UTC View Post
tgif... more like home alone on my couch.
2021-10-02 00:31:14 +0000 UTC View Post
me about to show you my head game...
2021-10-01 18:14:28 +0000 UTC View Post
