Standing to attention
Standing to attention
2022-05-30 13:32:44 +0000 UTC View Post
qurious_sloth posts
It really does have a mind of its own
It really does have a mind of its own
2022-05-30 13:25:40 +0000 UTC View PostTrying out some creative poses. Worth continuing?
Trying out some creative poses. Worth continuing?
2022-05-29 13:37:15 +0000 UTC View Post
The robe has gotta go when the heat rises
The robe has gotta go when the heat rises
2022-05-26 12:59:25 +0000 UTC View Post
What a beautiful way to wake up
What a beautiful way to wake up
2022-05-22 01:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostSee if you can spot the little bug. He knew exactly where to..
See if you can spot the little bug. He knew exactly where to go
2022-05-21 13:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes it gets a little to wet
Sometimes it gets a little to wet
2022-05-20 13:54:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Edging for hours is a guilty pleasure of mine 😅
Edging for hours is a guilty pleasure of mine 😅
2022-05-14 11:31:55 +0000 UTC View PostWood has never been so comfortable
Wood has never been so comfortable
2022-05-13 14:43:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe backstory to my favourite dick pic of myself My girlfri..
The backstory to my favourite dick pic of myself My girlfriend of one year had gone on a beach trip for the weekend with her two gorgeous long term gymnastics friends. Out of the blue I get a message from her saying “can you send a dick pic please”. Sending her nudes wasn’t something out of the ordinary, a few years before dating her I accidentally sent her a dick pic, that’s for another day though. However the forwardness was a bit of a shock. She explained the three of them were comparing their boyfriends dicks. Now I heard of stories like that but never knew it was a thing that actually happened. I decided this was definitely a worthy cause to send a dick pic. I positioned the lamp in my room, beat my meat, stood in front of the mirror, calculating the perfect angle and took a master piece of a photo. I sent it off, eagerly waiting a reply. I receive a quick response saying “can you send the one where you make it look really big”. I was taken back. What was she talking about! I had no idea of the specific picture she was talking about. I thought long and hard about how to make fun of her request. That’s a lie, the idea came to me instantly. I just need to figure out how I was going to execute it. The best way to make it look REALLY big would be to make everything else really small. My dads war figurines would do just the trick. I set the scene up in the bathroom. Carefully placed them around my shaft and snapped the pic. It came out better than I could have imagined. She told me they all found it hilarious, they were intrigued and most of all they weren’t completely surprised by what they had received given it was from me. Those girls never seemed to look at me the same way
2022-05-13 14:36:48 +0000 UTC View PostSomething a little fun I tried 😈
Something a little fun I tried 😈
2022-05-12 12:46:25 +0000 UTC View PostOops, can you spot the mess I made
Oops, can you spot the mess I made
2022-05-11 12:29:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe way my arms and 🍆 are reminds me of a elephants face. An..
The way my arms and 🍆 are reminds me of a elephants face. Anyone else?
2022-05-10 13:10:42 +0000 UTC View Post
How many times did you re watch this 😈
How many times did you re watch this 😈
2022-05-03 03:25:44 +0000 UTC View PostDaily reminder to brush your teeth. Looking out for you guys
Daily reminder to brush your teeth. Looking out for you guys
2022-05-02 13:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post
