Why is it that when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I'm ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’.
2022-08-04 07:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-08-03 16:35:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-08-03 13:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's grammer lesson : The simple difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit
2022-08-02 15:51:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
2022-08-02 10:06:38 +0000 UTC View Post
If your phone doesn't ring...it may be me.
2022-08-02 01:30:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Admit it you sometimes listen to a strangers conversation at a restaurant and think to yourself ... yall are some stupid motherfuckers
2022-08-01 23:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
You know I dont participate in a lot of contests but when I do, I am always glad when I get connected with cool people. @fun_bobby81 is just such a creator. Out here on the OF getting naked , having fun, supporting others and sporting a great beard. How do you go wrong? I need to promote more male creators so I'm starting with him. Go give him a like and tell him Kevin sent you. He's in some contests too...so unless it's against me...give him a vote. Or even if it is against me. . . He's a good guy. I can lose to a beard like that.
2022-08-01 19:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-08-01 17:30:38 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-08-01 15:14:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-31 19:04:39 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-31 15:26:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-31 11:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-31 06:22:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-31 02:50:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-30 23:27:42 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-30 20:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-30 13:32:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I find it ironic that I put on Athletic clothes when I'm going to relax on a Saturday morning.
2022-07-30 10:20:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-30 01:19:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-29 14:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-28 15:06:30 +0000 UTC View Post
BREAKING NEWS!! I just found out I'm allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
2022-07-28 09:20:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-07-28 01:03:39 +0000 UTC View Post
A few Pervs are live...but tonight @promote-a-hoe and I are live on the page of @x-meller-x Come join us.
2022-07-28 00:57:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a new creator struggling to find your voice? Did you post a wish list and now everyone knows your name and address? Are you stuck at the 40% percentile and want to get gains? Tonight at 9pm @promote-a-hoe and I might not be able to help 100% with all those but we do want to help. We hope to see you tonight. Will we have a special guest? Tune in and find out.
2022-07-27 18:08:59 +0000 UTC View Post
IMHO not hiring someone because they have tattoos completely ignores the fact that they have no issues with pain or commitment
2022-07-27 14:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post
