thehaydnporter

Join me and my friend Taylor as we tell secrets and attempt ..

Join me and my friend Taylor as we tell secrets and attempt to mount this exxxtra large… tv.

The fun starts TONIGHT at 8:30pm CDT!

Wooo!!! My IRL friend and I are going live this Thursday at ..

Wooo!!! My IRL friend and I are going live this Thursday at 8:30pm CDT. Who’s ready for a classic pajama party!?

On my knees for Uncle Sam! How did you celebrate Freedom Day..

On my knees for Uncle Sam! How did you celebrate Freedom Day?

[More pics on my IG!! Go be sweet and like/save/share plz!!]

DIRTY GIRLS GET IT DONE!!! Finally caught up on my inbox, an..

DIRTY GIRLS GET IT DONE!!! Finally caught up on my inbox, and I’m SO PROUD! Seriously, go check your DMs! Amidst the mass messages and bogus stuff most others creators send, I have personally responded to everyone!!!

Also I may send out a lil something later, if you’re curious… 👀

Freedom freedom freedom OY!

Freedom freedom freedom OY!

Taking things slow tonight. It’s been a rough day, so I’m no..

Taking things slow tonight. It’s been a rough day, so I’m not here to hustle. Just wanna hang out and connect ❤️

Just a nerd in her natural habitat 💕

Just a nerd in her natural habitat 💕

Hiiiii!! Don’t forget, I’m streaming at 8pm CDT tonight!! It..

Hiiiii!! Don’t forget, I’m streaming at 8pm CDT tonight!! It might be more of a relaxed girlfriendy vibe than dolled up like a stripper, but maybe I’ll surprise you and get dressed up for you… maybe…

Ever fantasized about sneaking up and peeking through my bed..

Ever fantasized about sneaking up and peeking through my bedroom window, while I lotion up after a shower and chitchat on the phone? Then this is the video for you…. Maybe.

It’s honestly super experimental and perhaps a bit odd, but if you’re into being nosy, this may be the video for you. Fully naked, but marking it wayyyyy low, because it really is sort of like a creepy student film project. If this goes over well, I’m considering doing a whole series of “pervert in the window” videos.

Let me know what you think!! 💦

[As always, do your part! Leave a ❤️!]

Remember!! Tomorrow is Saturday Night Fap Fest™️!! Aiming to..

Remember!! Tomorrow is Saturday Night Fap Fest™️!! Aiming to start around 8pm CDT, but check your DMs for updates 😚💕

Doodoodoo!! Special announcement! My IRL friend @taylorwould..

Doodoodoo!! Special announcement! My IRL friend @taylorwould and I are going to livestream together in early July! Which date works best for you?

[Also don’t forget! I’m streaming this Saturday night as well!]

Having a lil lazy start to the day… Should I finally shower,..

Having a lil lazy start to the day… Should I finally shower, or remain a dirty girl? 😈

I woke up wet AF today, and can’t stop thinking about you. I..

I woke up wet AF today, and can’t stop thinking about you. It’s been soooo hard to convince myself to get out of bed, I just keep playing with my pussy and wishing you were with me 💕💦

[This video is VERY girlfriendy and hot. Authentic and audible wetness, fully nude, perfect for a pick-me-up comforting fap. 10 minutes long. Swipe for a free preview…]

[Please remember to be sweet and leave a lil ❤️ for me! It makes me feel good, and it helps others trust in the quality of my content 🥰]

Well would you look at me, being a fancy lady?Not right now,..

Well would you look at me, being a fancy lady?

Not right now, of course, I’m in full on pajama mode 🤘

Just being the busiest little bee today!! Can’t wait to catc..

Just being the busiest little bee today!! Can’t wait to catch up with you soooooon 💕

You gonna make it to my stream tonight, or what?Aiming to st..

You gonna make it to my stream tonight, or what?

Aiming to start by 8:30 CDT. But you know how I am…

WOOOO!!! Saturday Night Fap Fest™️ is back, baby!! Tune in t..

WOOOO!!! Saturday Night Fap Fest™️ is back, baby!! Tune in this Saturday for boobies, buns and snizz galore! There will also be snacks and storytime. 😋

The show starts around 7:30pm CDT, but check your DMs for further updates. My shows are popular for a reason, isn’t it time you see what all the fuss is about? 💦

Pretty please ❤️ this so we can spread the word!!

No makeup, messy hair, unshaven pussy… just snapped these be..

No makeup, messy hair, unshaven pussy… just snapped these before my shower, and wanted to share.

$15 for pussy AND b-hole shots?! What am I thinking!? 

[Probably that I’m starving and need to get groceries. And dick. Eventually.]

I have been horny AF today. I’ll probably be around tonight ..

I have been horny AF today. I’ll probably be around tonight if you wanna have some fun in the DMs.

Also sorry for my recent silence!! I’ve been balls deep in moving this past week, but my place is almost finally livable, and I’m eager to break it in, so to speak 💦

I’ll be doing my best to catch up on my messages in the next few days. Thanks for bearing with me, please try to remember that I run this page with no chatters, no agency, no bot, just me, so sometimes my inbox gets a little backed up 🥰

Does anyone remember the time that @ellyclutch took photos o..

Does anyone remember the time that @ellyclutch took photos of me in @taylorsdiary’s bedroom? Because I do…

Whaddya say? Should we do a surprise stream tonight? Please ..

Whaddya say? Should we do a surprise stream tonight? Please ❤️ and vote so we can spread the word and gauge interest in time to pull off a good show!

I’m thinking maybe 7 or 8pm CDT?

Finally back in Austin!! Sorry for the silence, but I’m offi..

Finally back in Austin!! Sorry for the silence, but I’m officially still existing as a human. Mostly.

I’m painfully fucking horny, and literally cannot stop mastu..

I’m painfully fucking horny, and literally cannot stop masturbating today. My pussy is looking sooooo cute and puffy from all the extra attention, I just need you here to kiss and lick on it for me…. 👅

Swipe for a free preview! These are the closest and most intimate photos I’ve ever taken. I’m just too turned on to help myself…

39 pics, 34 of which feature my 🐱

Lookie who finally had a good workout! What body part do you..

Lookie who finally had a good workout! What body part do you think I focused most on? 🤔

I’ve got a little secret… Can you guess what it is?

I’ve got a little secret… Can you guess what it is?

Who fondly remembers my pink hair? Also is fondly the same a..

Who fondly remembers my pink hair? Also is fondly the same as fondle-y??

Showtime is pushed back to 7:30ish!! The storms have been ch..

Showtime is pushed back to 7:30ish!! The storms have been chaotic here, but we currently have power, so fingers crossed!! 🤞

Adding a random pic for visibility. Please ❤️ this to help spread the word!! Nobody likes a lonely stream 🥲

Oh hiiii! Just a reminder, I’m going live Saturday night aro..

Oh hiiii! Just a reminder, I’m going live Saturday night around 6:30pm CDT. Check your DMs for updates, because you know what a mess of a human I can be 😅

FREE STREAM THIS SATURDAY!! (Around 6:30pm CST)The theme? Oo..

FREE STREAM THIS SATURDAY!! (Around 6:30pm CST)

The theme? Oops! All hail damage!

Your purple pixie has had a stroke of bad luck, so now it’s time to stroke off! My rental car got WRECKED by massive hail, so now we’ve gotta take off some clothes to pay off some billz….

I’ve been cleaning and doing chores all day, and now I’m ach..

I’ve been cleaning and doing chores all day, and now I’m aching to play…

Hit me up in the DMs if you wanna get off together tonight… the only fashioned way ;) 🫦

[Send me a 💦 emoji so I see your message quickly!]